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Possible causes:

  • Taoism: Bad links happen.
  • Confucianism: Confucius say, "Bad links happen."
  • Hinduism: Bad links happened before.
  • Buddhism: If bad link happens, it isn’t really bad links.
  • Judaism: Why do bad links always happen to us?
  • Catholicism: Bad links happen because we deserve it (it’s our penance).
  • Lutheran: Bad links happen, and good works won’t make them good.
  • Calvinism: Bad links are totally depraved and unconditionally elected.
  • Presbyterian: We confess that bad links happen.
  • Baptist: Bad links happen to those who weren’t baptized as adults by a man at my church. John 4:04
  • Anglican: Bad links happen if you don’t accept divorce or homosexuality.
  • Methodist: We welcome all links, especially if they can sing.
  • Adventist: No bad links happen on Saturdays or October 22.
  • Pentecostalism: Bad links happen until you are born again.
  • Mormonism: Bad links don’t happen in the afterlife.
  • Christian Science: Bad links are in your mind.
  • Jehovah’s Witnesses: When bad links happen, they are shunned.
  • Unificationism (Moonies): Bad links only happen if they make you happy.
  • Non-denominationalism: Can’t all links just get along?
  • Televangelism: Send all your money or bad links will happen.
  • Islam: If bad links happen, it is the will of Allah.
  • Zen: What is the sound of bad links happening?
  • Hare Krishna: Bad links happen, rama rama ding ding.
  • Zoroastrianism: Some links are good, and some are bad.
  • Voodooism: Bad links happen because we didn’t respect the Ghede.
  • Rastafari: If we smoke bad links, we can get closer to Haile Selassie.
  • Scientology: Do bad links happen? (see page 169)
  • Wicca: Bad links happen to be good fertilizer.
  • Atheism: Bad links don’t exist.
  • Agnosticism: I’m not sure if bad links happen.
  • Existentialism: What are bad links anyway?
  • Stoicism: Bad links are good for me.
  • Nihilism: No bad links!
  • Hedonism: There’s nothing like bad links happening.
  • Schroedingerism: Bad links do and don’t happen.
  • Unitarianism: All links are equal, other links may bring joy and fulfillment.
  • Apathism: I don’t care if bad links happen.
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